Please enjoy our little ditty called 'I Ruined You' about how we are perfect and do everything right as parents. Or the opposite of that. Anyway. Watch. Commiserate. Send to your parent friends. Send to your non-parent friends so they can begin to understand the nagging doubt and anxiety you have started to experience since having a kid. BUT ALSO IT'S FUNNY. Okay, bye.
P.S. Thank you to Patrick Spencer Bodd who is playing the piano back there and to that very kind woman who endured sitting on stage during our song. I would tell you her name but we forgot it because we are assholes who haven't slept in years. Okay really bye now.